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The following occurred a few months back.

Two gentlemen walked up the stairs today. They had overcompensation written all over their faces.
“Yo, man.”
“What’s happenin? You guys bring your IDs?” I responded.
“Yes, sir. It’s right… here.” Hands me the wallet. Follower-dude also quick on the draw.
“Thank you, gentlemen. What can I do for you?”
“Just lookin for a new piece. This guy’s a total stoner,” slaps follower dude on the back.
“Well unfortunately for you, you’ve established illegal intent. You’re no longer welcome to shop tobacco products today, and you’ll need to vacate the premises immediately.”
“Duuude–“
“No dudes. Leave. Now.”